Thursday 15 May 2008

Top 10 useless things

Having lost its partner, I am left with a solitary butter-soft leather glove. I am resisting chucking it as it is beautiful. But it's also totally useless. Like everything listed here:

  1. A single glove (or sock, or shoe)
  2. A dress that's trapped in long gone fashion moment
  3. A mobile phone rendered obsolete by an upgrade
  4. An old passport revealing a best forgotten dodgy barnet
  5. An entry in your address book for a person you no longer see
  6. A bottle of Metaxa bought on your Greek holiday in '95
  7. Nail varnish in any time sensitive colour 
  8. Photos of you and an ex you'd rather forget
  9. An old employment contract
  10. Old birthday/Christmas cards 
A sucker for memorabilia, I've kept things like these, excusing my chronic hoarding with the argument that they have historical value. But it's time for a clear-out: Farewell gorgeous glove, adios '80's frock, bye-bye black nail varnish!

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